"Officially Licensed and Officially Ugly"

If you are in the mood to buy something ugly, have I got the sweaters for you, see - Ranking the NFL’s New Ugly Sweaters. For only $59.99 you can  proudly wear one of these "ridiculous", "awful" sweaters. The article's author, Nicole Conlan, describes the Cleveland Browns' sweater as looking like "food poisoning". I don't know what food poisoning looks like, but I know what the results of food poisoning looks like. The sweater resembles the latter.