I've died and gone to heaven, the Village People are going to sell underwear

Sometimes your fondest dreams do come true. I've always wished that I could purchase Village People underwear. And now, would you believe it, Village People underwear is going to go on sale, see - Village People underwear to hit retail.   It's gets even better. Not only can you buy underwear, but you can also buy nightwear and socks. Be still my heart.